"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go"
- Matthew Gray Gubler  (via asdfghjkllove)


i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,

    bae:mmm yeah fuck me baby
    me:put a quarter in the swear jar